1. I hate most seafood. Although I do eat tuna and the occasional salmon patty. When I was pregnant I did eat a fish sandwich, once.
2. I am upperclass trash. I live in a high priced trailor park.
3. I have spawn one child, and she is turning into the devil, slowly. I think she is marinating in evil.
4. I used to think it was cool to shoot chemicals through my veins.
5. I spent 8 months in treatment for it.
6. I am still recovering from treatment.
7. I like to watch Veggie Tales more than my daughter.
8. I can't stand people that act like me. I like to be selfish, controlling, and spoiled all on my own.
9. I never wear sandals without painted toenails. I think my feet are ugly otherwise.
10. I got sick once when I was 6 yrs old eatting an enitre container of maraschino cherries. I don't eat them very often anymore.
11. I drive a white Corsica in serious need of a new left front turn signal and a front license plate holder (they broke when I slammed into a tire that had blown off a semi-truck on the freeway).
12. I met my husband through ICQ. He is quite the romantic type.
13. I have a habit of changing my hair every 6 months (color, style, length). I will be lucky if I have any left by the time I'm 40.
14. I HATE TELEMARKETERS!!!!!!
15. I like my house to be clean, but my husband is the one that talks me out of it. Hey, as long as it smells nice, right? No nasty fermenting piles anywhere I promise!
16. I have pretty nipples. I have always been proud of them ;)
17. I am 22 years old, but I feel 30.
18. When asked what my age was by a doctor, it took me about a minute to figure it out. He thought it was funny, I felt like an idiot.
19. I have a pugged nose. My husband says it's "cute", I think it's my mom's way of genetic torture.
20. My sister used to pull her nose up with her finger and make fun of my nose. She has scarred me for life. I have yet to speak with my therapist about this issue.
21. I smoke too much.
22. I usually only smoke pot when I'm drunk. Otherwise it makes me feel weird. That is the only drug I do.
23. I love to take pictures. Someday I will have a house with a nice darkroom.
24. I just recently got a camera with automatic zoom (the 'Jeffersons' tv show music starts now) "Movin' on up!"
25. I am not much into reading fantasy/fiction books, but my husband is getting me into reading in the bathroom now. My bathroom breaks are taking longer and longer.
26. I don't like using wire hangers, but I will if I have to.
27. I hate the fact that my daugher has inherited my stubborn attitude.
28. When I was trying to decide a good name for my daughter, I chose one that sounded good when yelled...."Mikayla Lynn!"
29. I analyze things alot, especially when I'm drunk.
30. I think I have alot of good insights and points of view (especially when I'm drunk). I just have a hard time saying them (especially when I'm drunk).
31. I believe that some drugs can take you to a higher mental plain.
32. I love music, it's an excellent form of expression.
33. Sometimes music controlls my mood. (ie. when I listen to sad music it makes me sad, when I listen to happy music it makes me happy, when I listen to morbid music it makes me evil)
34. I am afraid of the dark. I have to have a nightlight in everyroom.
35. I sleep with a baseball bat under my side of the bed.
36. I scheduled my wedding around an astrological chart, giving me the best days for marriage.
37. I like to start lots of projects, but I have a bad habit of not finishing them.
38. My hair color is naturally dark brown, but it has been blonde, strawberry blond, black, red, auburn, copper, and strawberry red.
39. I tried to get the black color out of my hair once by using real bleach, half my hair fell out.
40. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl, along with the occasional sweater. I don't like wearing dresses, except for my wedding day.
41. My eyes are two different colors, left one is green, right one is brown. The green one changes between brown and green. Thats my flippy side.
42. I have very strange dreams and I usually remember them, although I can't even begin to understand my own mind.
43. My clothes belong in a dresser, not in a closet.
44. If I didn't have my husband, I strongly believe I would be in a delusional drug-induced state of mind right now.
45. I don't like to sleep on my back. I prefer sleeping on my tummy.
46. I believe we are being screwed out of our rights by the government, but I don't know what to do about it.
47. I am good at understanding most philosophy (or philisophical theories), but I have a really hard time explaining it.
48. I believe we are connected to a higher energy (God), but I don't believe in traditional religion. Although I do support most religions, because they are striving for that basic need for God. Sometimes I think that religions could all have merit ( and be related ), in their own ways. Maybe I will study this someday.
49. I am afraid to go to college because I have a history of failing things I pursue.
50. I know that I am smart, I just like people to think that I am not so I can outwit them.
51. I have a very deceptive side.
52. I don't like to play cards or boardgames very often, even though I used to.
53. I like to organize things for some reason. I don't know why. Everything except for my house.
54. I like to listen to peoples problems, and help out when I can.
55. I have been told I have a bad co-dependency problem, but I don't understand what they mean.........where's noah? Noah?!
56. I have a big heart, and my body is getting bigger to accomodate.
57. I have slept with more guys than I can remember, yet I have a husband who was a virgin before I met him. He doesn't think I'm a slut. He understands that I have open leg sydrome.
58. I was raped once when I was 15 by a friend of my step-dad's.
59. I blame my promiscuous streak on the fact that I was violated and I wanted my sexual control back.
60. I have always had long, flimsy fingernails. I wish they would get stronger, but I don't drink enough milk.
61. I put a telephone in my name for a friend who was being beaten by her boyfriend and couldn't afford a phone. A week later, the boyfriend I was with at the time jumped in the shower (I was showering, he just got there from the bar) at their house, because he swore I was having sex with both of them. We had a big fight, and he bit a chunk out of my arm. I wasn't allowed to talk to her anymore. He made me shut the phone off without tell her. I don't know what happened to her, and the bill has never been paid.
62. I used to hate people who drove around and talked on cell phones, until I got one of my own.
63. I have lived in Indiana for 9 months and in west Texas for 4 months.
64. I came home because Texans scared me (and the guy I was with was an asshole).
65. I liked burning my trash when I was in Texas.......fire! fire!
66. I have a hard time telling people I am sorry. It is easier for me to end the relationship than to admit when I'm wrong.
67. I like it when I am talked dirty to.
68. I have unfortunately never had phone sex with my husband :(
69. I like this number, although I prefer bottom. I don't like smacking him in the face with the bottom of my tummy ;)
70. The first kinky thing I have ever done with my husband involved peanut butter.
71. I have always wanted a big fuzzy teddybear to cuddle with, but I have never gotten one
72. I rearrange the dishwasher if my husband doesn't load it right.
73. I pierced my nose 3 different times by myself, but have since taken out the ring. I still have a small scar.
74. I have a tatoo on my leg of a rose that was done by someone who had been up for a few days on crank. I got it when I was 18. He used a homemade tatoo gun, and went over it 10 times. It doesn't look too bad, and I am lucky that I didn't contract HIV, thank God!
75. I have been known to cut myself with sharp objects when I feel bad, although I don't do it much anymore.
76. I had a boyfriend that died when I was 16. His death is what made me fell justified to get into drugs as bad as I did. His mom was the drug dealer.
77. I would like to have more children, but don't know if I can handle anymore right now. My husband and I have decided to let God choose.
78. I hate seeing people who are in their 30's and still asking their parents for money on a regular basis (I'm not naming names, here).
79. I used to want a sex swing, but am now afraid that I would pull out the ceiling.
80. I am good at making fun of my own weight.
81. I have 2 cats, but am strongly considering getting rid of one of them. He is an asshole. I have never had a cat with that much attitude!
82. I have owned 2 Mustangs, one was a 1985 LX and the other was a 1992 LX 5.0. The 5.0 got totalled when I was drunk and let the sober guy drive. I didn't even get to wreck my own car.
83. When the cops found the car in a ditch on a country road (I was going to get it the next day), they found a 6-pack in the front seat. I told them that I was driving and he was drinking because I was the one that was underage. I was 18. I got a $30 ticket for Failure to Maintain Control of my vehicle.
84. The guy that was driving never even called me to see if I was alright, or to try and pay for anything. He didn't care, he was happy I couldn't sue him because I lied.
85. I hate getting up in the morning. I AM NOT a morning person.
86. I like beer, prefer Bud Light, but will drink Busch with I'm broke.
87. I used to drink Natural Ice, but that made me violent.
88. Calories used to be my friend, now they are like termites, can't get rid of them.
89. I like to cook, that could be my problem.
90. I used to get paid quarters for getting beers for the guys when I was 4-5yrs old. I remember sitting on the porch and counting my quarters one morning, and thinking I was rich because I had $2 in quarters.
91. When I was about 6, I went out hunting with my step-dad and his friends. I kept complaining that I was thristy, so they gave me a glass with some clear liquid in it that looked like water. I grabbed in and chugged it down, and then started crying because it burned. They gave me vodka. They said I was very drunk after that, and laughed. I don't remember this incident, I wonder why.
92. I had a poem published in a book when I was 11, and was really proud until I found out there were 400,000 (slight exageration) other poems in the same book. I felt cheated. They wanted me to buy the book for $65, and I couldn't afford it. They just wanted 400,000 people to give them $65. Bastards!
93. I loved to watch Duck Tales when I was younger. I even sang with the intro. "Duck Tales, woo-ooo!"
94. I like to watch ER, but I have a bad time remembering it when it's on. If only they sold the past episodes! Will you record it for me?
95. I collect American Baby magazines swearing that I will read them someday.
96. I love teaching my daughter new things, and watching her do them when I'm not expecting it.
97. I have a dysfunchional family (my maiden side).
98. My make-up consists of foundation and eye liner. When I really want to doll up, I'll put on the mascara, eye shadow, and blush.
99. When I was in 5th grade, I sneezed and farted next to the 'hottest' kid in our class. I try to cover it by saying that my nose made the noise, but he didn't believe me.
100.This list took me all day to do. I guess I wasn't as exciting as I once thought. Thanks for reading!
2. I am upperclass trash. I live in a high priced trailor park.
3. I have spawn one child, and she is turning into the devil, slowly. I think she is marinating in evil.
4. I used to think it was cool to shoot chemicals through my veins.
5. I spent 8 months in treatment for it.
6. I am still recovering from treatment.
7. I like to watch Veggie Tales more than my daughter.
8. I can't stand people that act like me. I like to be selfish, controlling, and spoiled all on my own.
9. I never wear sandals without painted toenails. I think my feet are ugly otherwise.
10. I got sick once when I was 6 yrs old eatting an enitre container of maraschino cherries. I don't eat them very often anymore.
11. I drive a white Corsica in serious need of a new left front turn signal and a front license plate holder (they broke when I slammed into a tire that had blown off a semi-truck on the freeway).
12. I met my husband through ICQ. He is quite the romantic type.
13. I have a habit of changing my hair every 6 months (color, style, length). I will be lucky if I have any left by the time I'm 40.
14. I HATE TELEMARKETERS!!!!!!
15. I like my house to be clean, but my husband is the one that talks me out of it. Hey, as long as it smells nice, right? No nasty fermenting piles anywhere I promise!
16. I have pretty nipples. I have always been proud of them ;)
17. I am 22 years old, but I feel 30.
18. When asked what my age was by a doctor, it took me about a minute to figure it out. He thought it was funny, I felt like an idiot.
19. I have a pugged nose. My husband says it's "cute", I think it's my mom's way of genetic torture.
20. My sister used to pull her nose up with her finger and make fun of my nose. She has scarred me for life. I have yet to speak with my therapist about this issue.
21. I smoke too much.
22. I usually only smoke pot when I'm drunk. Otherwise it makes me feel weird. That is the only drug I do.
23. I love to take pictures. Someday I will have a house with a nice darkroom.
24. I just recently got a camera with automatic zoom (the 'Jeffersons' tv show music starts now) "Movin' on up!"
25. I am not much into reading fantasy/fiction books, but my husband is getting me into reading in the bathroom now. My bathroom breaks are taking longer and longer.
26. I don't like using wire hangers, but I will if I have to.
27. I hate the fact that my daugher has inherited my stubborn attitude.
28. When I was trying to decide a good name for my daughter, I chose one that sounded good when yelled...."Mikayla Lynn!"
29. I analyze things alot, especially when I'm drunk.
30. I think I have alot of good insights and points of view (especially when I'm drunk). I just have a hard time saying them (especially when I'm drunk).
31. I believe that some drugs can take you to a higher mental plain.
32. I love music, it's an excellent form of expression.
33. Sometimes music controlls my mood. (ie. when I listen to sad music it makes me sad, when I listen to happy music it makes me happy, when I listen to morbid music it makes me evil)
34. I am afraid of the dark. I have to have a nightlight in everyroom.
35. I sleep with a baseball bat under my side of the bed.
36. I scheduled my wedding around an astrological chart, giving me the best days for marriage.
37. I like to start lots of projects, but I have a bad habit of not finishing them.
38. My hair color is naturally dark brown, but it has been blonde, strawberry blond, black, red, auburn, copper, and strawberry red.
39. I tried to get the black color out of my hair once by using real bleach, half my hair fell out.
40. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl, along with the occasional sweater. I don't like wearing dresses, except for my wedding day.
41. My eyes are two different colors, left one is green, right one is brown. The green one changes between brown and green. Thats my flippy side.
42. I have very strange dreams and I usually remember them, although I can't even begin to understand my own mind.
43. My clothes belong in a dresser, not in a closet.
44. If I didn't have my husband, I strongly believe I would be in a delusional drug-induced state of mind right now.
45. I don't like to sleep on my back. I prefer sleeping on my tummy.
46. I believe we are being screwed out of our rights by the government, but I don't know what to do about it.
47. I am good at understanding most philosophy (or philisophical theories), but I have a really hard time explaining it.
48. I believe we are connected to a higher energy (God), but I don't believe in traditional religion. Although I do support most religions, because they are striving for that basic need for God. Sometimes I think that religions could all have merit ( and be related ), in their own ways. Maybe I will study this someday.
49. I am afraid to go to college because I have a history of failing things I pursue.
50. I know that I am smart, I just like people to think that I am not so I can outwit them.
51. I have a very deceptive side.
52. I don't like to play cards or boardgames very often, even though I used to.
53. I like to organize things for some reason. I don't know why. Everything except for my house.
54. I like to listen to peoples problems, and help out when I can.
55. I have been told I have a bad co-dependency problem, but I don't understand what they mean.........where's noah? Noah?!
56. I have a big heart, and my body is getting bigger to accomodate.
57. I have slept with more guys than I can remember, yet I have a husband who was a virgin before I met him. He doesn't think I'm a slut. He understands that I have open leg sydrome.
58. I was raped once when I was 15 by a friend of my step-dad's.
59. I blame my promiscuous streak on the fact that I was violated and I wanted my sexual control back.
60. I have always had long, flimsy fingernails. I wish they would get stronger, but I don't drink enough milk.
61. I put a telephone in my name for a friend who was being beaten by her boyfriend and couldn't afford a phone. A week later, the boyfriend I was with at the time jumped in the shower (I was showering, he just got there from the bar) at their house, because he swore I was having sex with both of them. We had a big fight, and he bit a chunk out of my arm. I wasn't allowed to talk to her anymore. He made me shut the phone off without tell her. I don't know what happened to her, and the bill has never been paid.
62. I used to hate people who drove around and talked on cell phones, until I got one of my own.
63. I have lived in Indiana for 9 months and in west Texas for 4 months.
64. I came home because Texans scared me (and the guy I was with was an asshole).
65. I liked burning my trash when I was in Texas.......fire! fire!
66. I have a hard time telling people I am sorry. It is easier for me to end the relationship than to admit when I'm wrong.
67. I like it when I am talked dirty to.
68. I have unfortunately never had phone sex with my husband :(
69. I like this number, although I prefer bottom. I don't like smacking him in the face with the bottom of my tummy ;)
70. The first kinky thing I have ever done with my husband involved peanut butter.
71. I have always wanted a big fuzzy teddybear to cuddle with, but I have never gotten one
72. I rearrange the dishwasher if my husband doesn't load it right.
73. I pierced my nose 3 different times by myself, but have since taken out the ring. I still have a small scar.
74. I have a tatoo on my leg of a rose that was done by someone who had been up for a few days on crank. I got it when I was 18. He used a homemade tatoo gun, and went over it 10 times. It doesn't look too bad, and I am lucky that I didn't contract HIV, thank God!
75. I have been known to cut myself with sharp objects when I feel bad, although I don't do it much anymore.
76. I had a boyfriend that died when I was 16. His death is what made me fell justified to get into drugs as bad as I did. His mom was the drug dealer.
77. I would like to have more children, but don't know if I can handle anymore right now. My husband and I have decided to let God choose.
78. I hate seeing people who are in their 30's and still asking their parents for money on a regular basis (I'm not naming names, here).
79. I used to want a sex swing, but am now afraid that I would pull out the ceiling.
80. I am good at making fun of my own weight.
81. I have 2 cats, but am strongly considering getting rid of one of them. He is an asshole. I have never had a cat with that much attitude!
82. I have owned 2 Mustangs, one was a 1985 LX and the other was a 1992 LX 5.0. The 5.0 got totalled when I was drunk and let the sober guy drive. I didn't even get to wreck my own car.
83. When the cops found the car in a ditch on a country road (I was going to get it the next day), they found a 6-pack in the front seat. I told them that I was driving and he was drinking because I was the one that was underage. I was 18. I got a $30 ticket for Failure to Maintain Control of my vehicle.
84. The guy that was driving never even called me to see if I was alright, or to try and pay for anything. He didn't care, he was happy I couldn't sue him because I lied.
85. I hate getting up in the morning. I AM NOT a morning person.
86. I like beer, prefer Bud Light, but will drink Busch with I'm broke.
87. I used to drink Natural Ice, but that made me violent.
88. Calories used to be my friend, now they are like termites, can't get rid of them.
89. I like to cook, that could be my problem.
90. I used to get paid quarters for getting beers for the guys when I was 4-5yrs old. I remember sitting on the porch and counting my quarters one morning, and thinking I was rich because I had $2 in quarters.
91. When I was about 6, I went out hunting with my step-dad and his friends. I kept complaining that I was thristy, so they gave me a glass with some clear liquid in it that looked like water. I grabbed in and chugged it down, and then started crying because it burned. They gave me vodka. They said I was very drunk after that, and laughed. I don't remember this incident, I wonder why.
92. I had a poem published in a book when I was 11, and was really proud until I found out there were 400,000 (slight exageration) other poems in the same book. I felt cheated. They wanted me to buy the book for $65, and I couldn't afford it. They just wanted 400,000 people to give them $65. Bastards!
93. I loved to watch Duck Tales when I was younger. I even sang with the intro. "Duck Tales, woo-ooo!"
94. I like to watch ER, but I have a bad time remembering it when it's on. If only they sold the past episodes! Will you record it for me?
95. I collect American Baby magazines swearing that I will read them someday.
96. I love teaching my daughter new things, and watching her do them when I'm not expecting it.
97. I have a dysfunchional family (my maiden side).
98. My make-up consists of foundation and eye liner. When I really want to doll up, I'll put on the mascara, eye shadow, and blush.
99. When I was in 5th grade, I sneezed and farted next to the 'hottest' kid in our class. I try to cover it by saying that my nose made the noise, but he didn't believe me.
100.This list took me all day to do. I guess I wasn't as exciting as I once thought. Thanks for reading!
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